Amazing and Amusing New Words
Created and Contributed by Users of
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Courtesy: Poporetto – poporetto.deviantart.com
armbit
1. The ambit within which odor from a person’s underarms has effect on.
2. The area within which a person’s arms can operate.
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bambooze
Trick a person into buying someone a drink at a pub. Noun: bamboozer.
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breadth
A wide bread eaten by Puritans, and referred to in their thanksgiving prayer ‘Lord, we thank thee, for thou hath given us out of thy bounty our daily breadth’. Ref: bread + th, as in hath, doeth, and other words with the suffix ‘th’ loved by King James Bible lovers.
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dreath
Breath that smells like death.
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dump and dumper
Technical term used by garbage truck operators to refer to a situation when the garbage bin is full and when it overflows. Ref: Dumb and Dumber, film starring Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels.
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eggalitarian
An egalitarian who eats only ‘vegetarian eggs’, that is, unfertilized eggs, but who also believes that all eggs, even those begotten of an intimate foul encounter, are equally tasty.
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fellowsip
Used when members of a church fellowship gather together to sip some beverages.
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Kochi, Kerala, India
hellow
A bellow used in the lower spirit world to fan the flames of hell.
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hellowed
Opposite of ‘hallowed’, used by Satan worshipers in their lord’s prayer in the verse ‘hellowed be thy nail’.
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kizzz
A kiss given just before one dozes off; a good-night kiss.
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lipido
Irresistible urge to kiss everyone; sexual urge felt on the lips.
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mann
A word used to refer to the race of human beings descended from the original Siamese Twins.
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moroon
Used in the case of a half-witted castaway when he sleeps off on his mattress on the beach at low tide and is carried away into the ocean at high tide.
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mroan
A sound made when a moaning person hurts his toe against a stone; the sound made by a groaning person when he complains.
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polease
The lease used on dog constables.
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sbread
Spread bread crumbs on the carpet.
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shong
Song you sing while showering.
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shover
A word used to describe the action of bumble bees, humming birds, etc, hovering over a flower in a light shower.
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smail
Snail mail, that is, mail delivered by the postman.
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smong
Song you hear on your car radio when crawling your way through a thick smog.
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snile
A smile that masks a snarl; a snarl made to appear as a smile.
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surffer
A surfer with a secret phobia of the ocean, but loves the sport so much he is willing to suffer for it.
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smutter
Smatter butter on the table while spreading it on your slice.
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womban
A woman who has had her womb surgically strictured as a contraceptive measure.
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worrior
A soldier overcome with anxiety that he may die in combat.
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