Phrases and Passages Worth Emulating

 

 

commas 

They tend to swarm like minnows into all sorts of crevices whose existence you hadn’t realized and before you know it the whole long sentence becomes immobilized and lashes up squirming in commas.   Lewis Thomas

 

exciting as

as nailbitingly exciting as a race between tortoises

 

getting worse

Things are not improving but we can celebrate that things are getting worse more slowly.

 

like an acorn

like an acorn that must become an oak, a spore that must become a mushroom, a space vehicle that must stick out its spidery legs and start collecting geological samples.   Peter Goodchild

 

obstinate

as obstinate as a demented octogenarian

 

oven mitts

It’s as if we’re currently trying to play the piano while wearing oven mitts. Right now, we’re trying to embrace our lover, but we’re wearing a hazmat suit.   Rob Bell

hazmat – a material or substance that poses a danger to life, property, or the environment if improperly stored, shipped, or handled: ‘regulations for transporting radioactive materials and other hazmat’.

 

pratfall

Comedian Rowan Atkinson, more famously known as Mr Bean, is described as a close friend of the Prince of Wales. No doubt the prince and his bride will be hoping he doesn’t initiate any Bean-style pratfalls in the Abbey.   CNN

pratfall – a fall in which one lands on the buttocks, often regarded as comical or humiliating; a humiliating blunder or defeat.

 

reliable as

as reliable as a guide dog with acute astigmatism

 

the continuum

the continuum between temporality and eternity, between matter and spirit, between man and ‘the other’.   George Steiner

 

velocity

The retribution came with such velocity and ferocity.